From ToySldrs: Cuffin’ Season 2011 Calendar + Full Walkthrough


Cuffin’ Season?

A relationship? In the summer? FUCK THAT! There’s way too much partying to do, beaches to visit, alcohol to drink..shit, who the hell wants to be tied down? Caking on the phone? No thanks. By the time you’ve stumbled home after all that liquor, you’re too drunk to care about shit like that. Fun times, right? Yeah. Fast forward to September. More and more of your friends are entering relationships. Partying was cool, but its slowly getting colder. Jackets, boots and scarfs are all creeping back up. Not to mention everyone isn’t hanging out like before so you’re spending more and more time at home, alone. Remember all that late night caking that wasn’t a big deal before? Companionship? Well, it’d be nice now that all your friends are too busy with their bf’s and gf’s huh? Plus as much as you may cuddle up with Netflix and a snuggie at night, you can’t date either one.

That my friends, is the moment you realize cuffin season might just be for you. Don’t worry, you aren’t the first either. Many others come to this conclusion.Think about it, when does it seem the majority of those “Hey stranger” “Long time no talk”  “I miss how things between us used to be..” texts start rushing in? Definitely not during the summer. That’s single season. It’s Fall. And this year, Fall lands on a Friday. Friday, September 23rd to be exact. That marks the official start to the new Cuff Season.  This year we’re going to do things a bit differently. Remember last year how we got you out of those cuff relationships without a problem? [ Click Here ]

Well just as how we got you OUT, we can get you back IN. Now I did say that Cuffin’ Season starts Sept 23rd, but you can’t walk up to someone and simply say “we go together”. It requires time. Effort. A young lady must be courted. The point of this guide is to get you prepared LONG BEFORE the thirst rush starts. The ones who tell you to start preparing late Oct. are setting you up for failure. Taking the early route will not only provide you with more options, but also raise your chances of a successful cuff. By the time the thirst rush comes along, you would’ve already been on at least 3 or so dates and even had a few late night calls essentially shooting you to the top of the list.

For the rest of explanation on Cuffing Season click HERE


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